what I feel like doing when I hear people complaining on campus
Oh the 50s
I think everyone is a hard worker. Some people are forced to work hard. Others work hard at things that don’t make money. Others are just really, really good at things that will never be of any use. Always have to work hard tho
Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would’ve been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.
I was on a tv show in Australia hosted by an American comedian. I don’t want to name her (Chelsea Handler) because I think she’s brilliant. I was really excited to be on her show. I was so scared to speak up. This is how she opened her show, in Australia, in front of 500 Australians: Hey Australia, I’ve been here for 7 days, and I haven’t seen one black person yet.