what I feel like doing when I hear people complaining on campus

what I feel like doing when I hear people complaining on campus

Oh the 50s

Oh the 50s

I think everyone is a hard worker. Some people are forced to work hard. Others work hard at things that don’t make money. Others are just really, really good at things that will never be of any use. Always have to work hard tho

Something is wrong here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is not good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the résumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would’ve been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago.
George Carlin

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alternateworldcomics:

Flip Falcon in the 4th Dimension by James Mannings Jr. who lost his job as a Catholic grade school teacher when it was found he wrote and drew for the comics. 

alternateworldcomics:

Flip Falcon in the 4th Dimension by James Mannings Jr. who lost his job as a Catholic grade school teacher when it was found he wrote and drew for the comics. 

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I was on a tv show in Australia hosted by an American comedian. I don’t want to name her (Chelsea Handler) because I think she’s brilliant. I was really excited to be on her show. I was so scared to speak up. This is how she opened her show, in Australia, in front of 500 Australians: Hey Australia, I’ve been here for 7 days, and I haven’t seen one black person yet. 

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Don’t make everyone know about your sadness.
John Steinbeck 

(Source: whyallcaps)

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ilovecharts:

Conditions that have been associated with season of birth. (Information from Current Biology)


MS?! What if I moved from the Southern to Northern hem???

And fuck off, september-november

ilovecharts:

Conditions that have been associated with season of birth. (Information from Current Biology)

MS?! What if I moved from the Southern to Northern hem???

And fuck off, september-november

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